Meet Opti — an Optimus who somehow ended up in the middle of the weirdest friend group in the universe. He’s a bit literal, slightly naive, and takes his cooking very seriously. Everything that comes out of his kitchen is low-carb by design (because that’s just how his circuits work).

Whether he’s experimenting with new waffle recipes, perfecting fat bombs, or trying to understand why humans put sugar in everything, Opti approaches cooking with the same earnest enthusiasm he brings to most things. The results are usually delicious… and occasionally educational.

This page is where we share his latest kitchen experiments. Recipes will be updated as Opti continues his culinary adventures.